fieldbears:

ocarines:

ocarines:

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

god fucking damn it

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lesbianrey:

goodsprings:

i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images

my brother my brother and me

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guiltygirl:

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

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molliekatie:

youremybrandnewday:

eva-420:

eva-420:

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

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piscesfinesttt:

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nickiminajvevo:

when ur blogging in public and it feels like someone’s just 

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nudityandnerdery:

quarantinedfornow:

celebrities that get it

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grittymemewarehouse:

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jerseyartblog:

Hi all, I love Blathers :)

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alrightanakin:

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

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theprincesswashere:

lexxgotthejuice:

its-car-car:

mightymorphinlightskin:

WHOS AUNTIE

The dude behind her tho..

I’m the glasses being put on

I can never pass this lmao

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